Poker Finals Next Week, Who will be the champ? Who will Choke? Who just sucks???

The poker world was shocked last night.  Dan Scala had a huge lead with three weeks left but now with only 1 week left on the books, I have coming storming back.  Next week will be an epic conclusion to the poker year and only 1 person will be crowned 2014-2015 champion.  Do you think I will hold the very small lead or will Dan take back what he thinks is rightfully his?

 But every year it seems to be Dan and I at the top of the leaderboard with Dr Lemmits trailing behind but who actually sucks??

Here are a list of players that just plain old suck, but do not take my word for it take the rankings:

Last place by a long shot Jordan Fein (old name on Venmo was JGettingPaperFein which he had to change), check his venmo name out now because the only paper he has is toilet paper the way he places.

In second to last place Shap, when was the last time he actually cashed out at the end of the night?  better yet when was the last time he won a hand.

In a close third place is Bwoww, but we cant make fun of him to much because he hosts the best poker game on the beach.

Now regarding the rules that everyone keeps complaining about, read below because like usual I am right.

MISDEALS

1. The following circumstances cause a misdeal, provided attention is called to the error before two players have acted on their hands. (If two players have acted in turn, the deal must be played to conclusion, as explained in rule #2)
   1. The first or second card of the hand has been dealt faceup or exposed through dealer error.
   2. Two or more cards have been exposed by the dealer.
   3. Two or more boxed cards (improperly faced cards) are found.
   4. Two or more extra cards have been dealt in the starting hands of a game.
   5. An incorrect number of cards has been dealt to a player, except the top card may be dealt if it goes to the player in proper sequence.
   6. Any card has been dealt out of the proper sequence (except an exposed card may be replaced by the burncard).
   7. The button was out of position.
   8. The first card was dealt to the wrong position.
   9. Cards have been dealt to an empty seat or a player not entitled to a hand.
   10. A player has been dealt out who is entitled to a hand. This player must be present at the table or have posted a blind or ante.
2. Once action begins, a misdeal cannot be called. The deal will be played, and no money will be returned to any player whose hand is fouled. In button games, action is considered to occur when two players after the blinds have acted on their hands. In stud games, action is considered to occur when two players after the forced bet have acted on their hands.